Annex Me, Senpai! - The Desperate Canadian Plea

Canada’s government has spent years turning a functional country into a walking memeflag. Housing that costs a kidney, speech laws that treat words like contraband, and a ruling class that acts like the United States is the problem instead of the exit door.

As every Canuck has been saying with a straight face: get us out of this circus and put us under a government that still remembers what a border is for.

Wield it as an insult to their government or as recognition that our maple syrup loving neighbors are begging for a rescue mission.

Wear it if you’re done pretending Ottawa is competent or if you’ve watched Canada feel "soooory" for itself and suffer from the influx of invaders from the middle east.