{"product_id":"annex-me-senpai","title":"Annex Me, Senpai! - The Desperate Canadian Plea","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCanada’s government has spent years turning a functional country into a walking memeflag. Housing that costs a kidney, speech laws that treat words like contraband, and a ruling class that acts like the United States is the problem instead of the exit door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAs every Canuck has been saying with a straight face: get us out of this circus and put us under a government that still remembers what a border is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWield it as an insult to their government or as recognition that our maple syrup loving neighbors are begging for a rescue mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear it if you’re done pretending Ottawa is competent or if you’ve watched Canada feel \"soooory\" for itself and suffer from the influx of invaders from the middle east.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cult of Tentacles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56126987796852,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/6026\/8916\/files\/20260917_152428.jpg?v=1789681349","url":"https:\/\/cultoftentacles.com\/pl\/products\/annex-me-senpai","provider":"Cult of Tentacles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}